Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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