(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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