kristin has been a bad kristin
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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