why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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