so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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