Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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