dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
