hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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