Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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