Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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