But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
He kissed a someone with a penis
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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