Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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