Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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