Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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