there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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