why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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