my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Let's get the cat blown out
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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