so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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