I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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