GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Randomize
