David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I need to calm my uterus...
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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