I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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