I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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