she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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