Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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