no, he came in my armpit
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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