only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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