We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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