How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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