i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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