chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Shame is for Republicans.
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