just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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