He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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