best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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