I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
COCAINE IS GR8
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
