I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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