you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
and you fell through a lawn chair
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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