I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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