Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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