Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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