3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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