her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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