just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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