your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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