OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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