she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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