Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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