arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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