i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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