The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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