This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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